Just for Laughs: Geography of a Woman

My niece sent this & the type is all askew because I copied it from another place. Since different countries are mentioned, I thought it would be good for a smile for International Women’s Day, which is March 8th.



GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between

18 and 22, a woman is like Africa – half

discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between

23 and 30, a woman is like Europe


well-developed and open to trade, especially
for something of

real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain – very

hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40,

a woman is like Greece gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place

to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like

Great

Britain with a glorious and all-conquering

past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel

has been

through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of

business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada


cool,

self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she

becomes Tibet – wildly

beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…. an

adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual

knowledge.

THE

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between

1 and 80, a man is like

Iran – ruled by

a couple of nuts

THE

END.

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