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Menopause Awareness Month & Hispanic Heritage Month

Thursday, September 17th, 2020

Since my website’s original focus was meant for older women who are about to or have experienced menopause, I wanted to acknowledge that it is Menopause Awareness Month. I wrote a rhyme several years ago that I never planned to post because there are what we used to call “dirty” words, but I think I will post it with * for some of the letters. I wrote this while going through divorce and menopause at the same time, a double whammy! (It was also the time of AIDS, not COVID.)

 

I wonder if they are laughing about hot flashes, or as my daughter called them, Power Surges!

 

Menoporn

(Penned at the first signs of menopause)

First I’m hot; then I’m cold.
Just a hot flash, or so I’m told.
My energy’s peaking; I’m exhausted & half-dead;
forget the f***ing; I’m tired, let’s go to bed.
I should be erotically grateful, I suppose;
without the condoms, sex won’t feel like a rubber hose.

Free at last to screw at will…..
or maybe I might try Bernie or Bill.
Oh, s**t! I forgot all about AIDS;
Just my luck; now no one gets laid!
Thirty-six years I’ve been on the rag;
my menses is going, but now my breasts sag.

I’ve lost the cramps, the headaches and the rest.
Is menopause my trade-off for PMS?
Not fair, I say, it’s a lousy trade!
If I were in charge, here’s what I’d have made:
Adam the woman and me the man.
The hell with penis envy;
it’s my hormones I can’t stand!

Oh me, Oh my, is there an end in sight?
If I meditate all day, will I ever be right?
The saga continues, day in & day out;
someday I’ll be free, of this I have no doubt.
Just a phase in my life…not a war or a cause.
Nothing is forever, not even menopause!
———–ellensue

 

 

P.S. Sept 15-Oct. 15 is also Hispanic Heritage Month. My son-in-law is from El Salvador, so my grandson is half-Jewish and half Hispanic and he is gorgeous! (Of course I am biased.) I think mixing and matching heritages produces very interesting gene combinations! Let’s celebrate our diversity every day! Here’s a link for more info:

https://www.wzzm13.com/article/life/national-hispanic-heritage-month-what-is-it/287-1cb28489-8ef9-4663-97ab-30a8cc855fba

August 26th, 2020: Celebrate Women’s Right to Vote

Wednesday, August 26th, 2020

Hail to Suffragette Heroes & the 19th Amendment

Suffrage March - Photos - Look back at the women's ...

The right to vote is one century old.

My heroes are the women, so bold

to fight for the right that should be a given.

Not sure the men I’ve ever forgiven.

May proves she’s her own worst enemy on centenary of first ...

The heroes are many:

the top 10 — my heroes.

Without their courage,

females voting would be zeroes.

100 years of votes for women: Six key players from the ...

Here are their names, alphabetically listed below,*

creating a movement for all to admire —

Not giving up in the face of adversity

until they reached their heart’s desire!

13 Facts you didn't know about the Suffragettes - Idiomes ...

The next election is very crucial,

so be sure to vote in person or by mail .

Exercise your right so bravely won.

Honor the heroes: don’t fail

TO VOTE!

 

Top Ten SUFFRAGETTES

www.thoughtco.com/womens-suffrage-activists-3530534

*Susan B. Anthony – Lucy Burns – Carrie Chapman Catt – Millicent Garret Fawcett- Lucretia Mott- Emmeline Pankhurst- Alice Paul- Elizabeth Cady Stanton- Lucy Stone- Ida B. Wells-Barrett

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